What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.