Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"