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(727): View more from Florida

So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.

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You deserve it, you colossal cock block.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.

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I'm down.

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(818): View more from California

we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am

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(513): View more from Ohio

He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun

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(201): View more from New Jersey

that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid

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(253): View more from Washington

Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?

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