Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!