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    (704): View more from North Carolina

    giving yourself 2 days to recover i see

    (828): View more from North Carolina

    I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.

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    (812): View more from Indiana

    Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??

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    (504): View more from Louisiana

    there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now

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    (732): View more from New Jersey

    everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications

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    (914): View more from New York

    Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning

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    (407): View more from Florida

    I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.

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    (205): View more from Alabama

    So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls

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    (760): View more from California

    It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.

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    (209): View more from California

    she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook

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    (720): View more from Colorado

    ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.

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    (803): View more from South Carolina

    Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.

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    (214): View more from Texas

    You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.

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    (516): View more from New York

    I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

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    (240): View more from Maryland

    We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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    (785): View more from Kansas

    so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse

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