she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact