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I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.