My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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Did I turn a man straight...??
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it