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i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.

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(978): i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite. http://tfl.nu/yk7i

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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.

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(209): I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart. http://tfl.nu/dd9c

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(804): View more from Virginia

my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.

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I'm on my way.

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(804): my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now. (1-804): I'm on my way. http://tfl.nu/8nvt

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

(208): View more from Idaho

ha well at least you have goals.

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(208): Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong. (208): ha well at least you have goals. http://tfl.nu/c71p

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back

(914): View more from New York

that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart

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(908): i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back (914): that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart http://tfl.nu/d09e

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face

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(860): Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face http://tfl.nu/cojx

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(479): View more from Arkansas

So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.

(307): View more from Wyoming

Haha. Niice.

(479): View more from Arkansas

Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.

(307): View more from Wyoming

both.

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(479): So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack. (307): Haha. Niice. (479): Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered. (307): both. http://tfl.nu/wvm3

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(703): View more from Virginia

I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.

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(703): I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway. http://tfl.nu/26i6

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(281): View more from Texas

my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.

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(281): my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious. http://tfl.nu/99ri

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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar

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(412): I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar http://tfl.nu/dooq

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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?

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(407): just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic? http://tfl.nu/xncy

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident

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(605): I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident http://tfl.nu/4t8c

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(248): View more from Michigan

you lied. pity sex is amazing.

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(248): you lied. pity sex is amazing. http://tfl.nu/c61w

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(309): View more from Illinois

i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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(309): i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex. http://tfl.nu/maqt

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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.

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(703): i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room. http://tfl.nu/rb5o

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