I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins