We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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