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    (240): View more from Maryland

    We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

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    (785): View more from Kansas

    so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse

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    (517): View more from Michigan

    she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK

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    (607): View more from New York

    you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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    (719): View more from Colorado

    If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.

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    (215): View more from Pennsylvania

    me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.

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    (361): View more from Texas

    yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.

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    I just can't bring boyfriends home.

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    (813): View more from Florida

    running late. just ran over a dude on a bike

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    (917): View more from New York City

    Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.

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    (714): View more from California

    Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.

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    (540): View more from Virginia

    hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.

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    (214): View more from Texas

    I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.

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    that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary

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    (440): View more from Ohio

    woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.

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    (314): View more from Missouri

    10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza

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    (816): View more from Missouri

    I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.

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    I'm going for alcohol poisoning.

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