I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue