its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle