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    (423): View more from Tennessee

    I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.

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    (512): View more from Texas

    The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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    (405): View more from Oklahoma

    Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?

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    (+44): View more from United Kingdom

    are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?

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    (312): View more from Illinois

    So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short

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    (816): View more from Missouri

    Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown

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    (937): View more from Ohio

    Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.

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    (860): View more from Connecticut

    I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me

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    (952): View more from Minnesota

    I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.

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    Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.

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    (708): View more from Illinois

    You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.

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    (408): View more from California

    But college guys get to crossfade so there's that

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    No idea what that is

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    Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...

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    I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words

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    (660): View more from Missouri

    Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!

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    (618): View more from Illinois

    One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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    Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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    (719): View more from Colorado

    Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?

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    (407): View more from Florida

    I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.

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