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(423): View more from Tennessee

I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.

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(423): I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire. http://tfl.nu/h7s4

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(512): View more from Texas

The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore

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(512): The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore http://tfl.nu/9q9y

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?

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(405): Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50? http://tfl.nu/w6wp

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?

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(+44): are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper? http://tfl.nu/40vp

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(312): View more from Illinois

So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short

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(312): So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short http://tfl.nu/ro22

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(816): View more from Missouri

Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown

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(816): Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown http://tfl.nu/kwyi

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.

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(937): Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills. http://tfl.nu/u4sm

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me

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(860): I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me http://tfl.nu/egc4

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.

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Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.

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(952): I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face. (952): Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him. http://tfl.nu/f0ba

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(708): View more from Illinois

You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.

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(708): You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice. http://tfl.nu/p63x

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(408): View more from California

But college guys get to crossfade so there's that

(305): View more from Florida

No idea what that is

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Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...

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I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words

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(408): But college guys get to crossfade so there's that (305): No idea what that is (408): Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together... (305): I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words http://tfl.nu/rs53

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(660): View more from Missouri

Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!

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(660): Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription! http://tfl.nu/if8j

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(618): View more from Illinois

One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.

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Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!

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(618): One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat. (1-618): Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research! http://tfl.nu/3g8w

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(719): View more from Colorado

Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?

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(719): Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit? http://tfl.nu/ng8r

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.

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(407): I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is. http://tfl.nu/ixfo

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