are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Send us your Text From Last Night!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?