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(937): View more from Ohio

This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.

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(937): This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable. http://tfl.nu/352a

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(519): View more from Ontario

I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.

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(519): I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front. http://tfl.nu/mrrz

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(913): View more from Kansas

It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...

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(913): It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason... http://tfl.nu/n9s7

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(253): View more from Washington

Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about

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(253): Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about http://tfl.nu/o03a

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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(580): Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one http://tfl.nu/xo36

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(618): View more from Illinois

we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning

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(618): we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning http://tfl.nu/44lc

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(513): View more from Ohio

So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.

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(513): So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand. http://tfl.nu/k6dt

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(416): View more from Toronto

he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.

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(416): he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming. http://tfl.nu/nho3

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(514): View more from Quebec

Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.

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(514): Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined. http://tfl.nu/ti88

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(214): View more from Texas

You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.

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(214): You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters. http://tfl.nu/nfga

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(908): View more from New Jersey

It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!

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(908): It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?! http://tfl.nu/h7d0

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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.

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(312): If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab. http://tfl.nu/3osp

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(702): View more from Nevada

Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.

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(702): Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better. http://tfl.nu/sd76

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.

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(724): Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring. http://tfl.nu/m3s5

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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two

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(617): I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two http://tfl.nu/3vhn

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