For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.