that is very illegal...i love you.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Panties = found
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.