He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.