you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.