So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
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I can tuck mytits in my pants
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
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dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I want to have your abortion
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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.