Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!