Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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