So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
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I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
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he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
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There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.