Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
