You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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