Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?