I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Send us your Text From Last Night!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
