I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday