I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.