Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Someone signed my nipple.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award