She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on