1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...