Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.