Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant