We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.