He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?