So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again