just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.