We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.