Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"