boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"