I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.