Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Semen is not good for contacts.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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