Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.