Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.