Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet