Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We are two peas in an std pod
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.