His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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