she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.