You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.