get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me