Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.