Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
There is too much vodka and too much dick.