We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.