And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.