It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.