mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.