This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on