my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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