Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again