Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.