Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism