It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.