if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.