if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels