Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.