Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.