It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.