She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.