I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim