Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.