He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.