how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.