Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.