just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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