she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.