I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today