Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We’re leaving where are you
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