I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on