No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great