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I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.

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That's the thing about women.

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(707): I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff. (951): That's the thing about women. http://tfl.nu/3r0z

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Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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(541): Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia. http://tfl.nu/enyb

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I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...

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(719): I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel... http://tfl.nu/j6ej

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I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.

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(816): I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins. http://tfl.nu/76g5

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I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.

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(901): I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game. http://tfl.nu/7tak

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I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.

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How did that happen by accident?

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I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.

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(314): I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night. (1-314): How did that happen by accident? (314): I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong. http://tfl.nu/6uoj

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I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever

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(702): I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever http://tfl.nu/c1jo

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Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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(506): Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites. http://tfl.nu/r5fj

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5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF

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children are so perceptive these days... and horny

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(862): 5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF (973): children are so perceptive these days... and horny http://tfl.nu/81nd

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he broke up with me so i peed in his bed

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(503): he broke up with me so i peed in his bed http://tfl.nu/g0ev

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You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.

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(614): You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts. http://tfl.nu/90f4

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It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.

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Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.

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(765): It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt. (1-765): Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead. http://tfl.nu/kzx4

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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??

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(407): big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in?? http://tfl.nu/zn6n

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thus making me awesome and them whores

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(216): thus making me awesome and them whores http://tfl.nu/kdn8

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Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....

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(503): Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby.... http://tfl.nu/qo4n

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